Whatever Happened to Ocker Land?

In a world of political correctness, be careful what you say

A slip of the tongue means exile and a high cost you will pay

Offer contrary views which upset our new regime, then watch out!

You’re branded racist, stricken with islamophobia or an ignorant lout

 

Don’t call politicians “useless basxxrds,”as once we used to do

There’s every chance that with today’s laws, Canberra Suits could sue

A new rule when watching a footy match is “never heckle”

Otherwise you will be an instant leper or the status of Doctor Jekyll

 

It’s fisherpersons now, so bite your tongue if you talk of fishermen

Sketch a controversial scene and you may forfeit more than your pen

Wait fort green lights flashing “him and her” before crossing a street

Standing up or doffing a hat to a lady is at your peril when you greet

 

How odd it is that some will march for women’s rights

Yet polygamy, female circumcision and other evils are never in sight

So be alert if you anger a feminist with your honest views

You’ll be on a hit list and frankly, cobber, its curtains for you

 

All is not lost if you travel far and visit our rugged Outback

Where commonsense and honesty are yet to be put on the rack

At the pub where tribes meet and if you shout “drinks for the guys”

“It’s Sheilas and Blokes, you silly basxxrd” the barmaid will cry

 

George Mansford © April 2017

Note. Basxxrd has been censored because many of my friends have politically correct computers

Comments

  1. We are our worst enemy….we are doing what political left want……
    WE ARE LISTENING TO THEM!!!Most of these PC people are academics who cant make it and use the PC wagon to make them selves important!!! If commonsense was PE ,they would not have enough to blow a finger off…..and that is a
    compliment. Many of these women who carry the PC baton are raving lunatics!!!

  2. Bob Cahill says

    Well said George

  3. Ronald Walker says

    What about “Women and Children first”?. Or does that make me a “Sexist” “Pedophile”. It’s all very confusing!!!!!!!

  4. WELL THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOWS THAT POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS DOES NOT BELONG ANYWHERE IN MY BLOOD, I HAVE ALWAYS CALLED A SPADE A SPADE REGARDLESS OF WHO’S TOES I HAVE STEPPED ON SO IF I CAN NO LONGER CALL OUR POLITICIANS USELESS BASTARDS THEN I WILL CALL THEM USELESS MONGRELS WHO HAVE NO SCRUPLES AND HAVE THE MORALS OF AN ALLEY CAT